Charlie reviewed the letter of rejection. It read as follows:
Saint Francis University
Fake letterhead division
Santa Monica Blvd
Santa Monica, CA 90401
Phone:310.434.7300
Fax:310.434.7377
February 14th, 2009
Via U.S. Mail
Charles Jose Valet Jones
101 2nd street #101
Dallas, TX 75248
RE: SCRIPT IDEA
Encl: 1 letter
Dear Mr. Jones,
Thank you for submitting information on the above-referenced project to US. We are returning, unread, your submission and all enclosures included with it. Your mailing was examined only to the minimal extent needed to determine its nature. No notice was taken of its literary content.
While we sincerely appreciate your interest in sending material to us, it is our policy, based on legal and other considerations, not to read or consider unsolicited submissions of any font. Please do not send additional materials, or resend these materials, as they will similarly be returned to you unread.
Sincerely,
The Establishment
He was quite angry himself, but he did not put it in an envelope and address it to Santa. He only did THAT when he wanted to be a real NAZI bastard about it, and leave records for _Historical_ evidence! This appeared to be mere histrionics... he sacrificed a couple of map pins and tacked it up on the wall. As wallpaper, it was aesthetically inferior: that would make a GOOD criticism.
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