Argumentum ad consequentiam;

Charlie had free time on his hands, so he took himself down to the library where it was cool and quiet. His trusty Gideon's was in his hand, and he was borderline happy.

Jesus' Will was complicated, and certainly not traditional - for example, it included itinerary not just for him, but all his Campaign supporters as well. In fact if it was not all helpfully collected together in a chapter, it would have been confusing. It was sad that he was such an unsuccessful Politician - his agenda might truly have helped matters. It was weak on economics, but then can anyone lured into Iure actually BE a good economist? This Jesus character seemed to be running for the Ecclesiastical Principality of Messiah. The Chair of the board of Messiahs got to tell the Jews what to do nationally, and didn't have to roll the Urim and Thumim dice. These appeared to have gone missing with the Ark of the Covenant (according to a commentary on the commentary,) and the Jewish Mafia didn't want ANYONE screwing up their gig. He was scared of the Romans too, but this cowardice was apparently for some other reason than death - he refused the Royal Kingdom in favor of Royal Priesthood. It is instructive to know that Geeks employ the electronic philosophy of Phreqs to a social application instead. Jesus' Geek credentials were not obvious, but his observation at the end of Mt 5 (47th sentence,) was curious - Charlie had seen this too. He decided that he would take special notes next time he attended the ecumenical club.